Nothing

I suppose you can't be doing nothing. Of course, EVERYTHING is something, so you MUST be doing something, but you say you are doing nothing, which completely contradicts everything. But nothing MUST be something, but the definition of nothing is nothing, but the definition of nothing is something, because everything is something, which means nothing's new definition will always be something. Of course, definitions are something, but nothing has one, so nothing should really be something. How can nothing even exist? It MUST be something! And all the letters of nothing are something, for letters are something, but nothing itself means nothing, and there is such a thing as nothing, but negative space is something, and that's what nothing is. All space is something, so nothing has nowhere to be, therefore nothing is nowhere. But, nowhere is something, because you can't be in the middle of nothing. Of course, you can be in the middle of something, which is a commonly known fact, but nothing is a useless word if you can do nothing with it. Then again, if you can do nothing with or of something, that must be doing something. So, there CANNOT be such a thing as nothing, right?